Kelentong Si Cik T

I stay up late last night due temporary insomnia. Then suddenly one of an old friend online. His name was Ameer Nazrin Moore. He was Eurasian. His dad was British and his mum were Malaysian. Well I met him only once during a public speaking contest that held at Senawang 2 High School, Seremban. It was during my highschool time. We'll exchange number and so on.

Well yesterday, well actually last night, I suddenly 'hola' him at FB chat, due to freaking boring and had no one else to chat with. Then suddenly after tired of reminding him who am i, i ask him did he know my friend Cik T (a nickname that we give her during highschool), then he said yes. And the rest I'll let this chat statement speak for itself.......ahaks........

Me: Do u know mira from PZ?

Ameer: eeww...yes i know her

Me: erm

Ameer: pls dont tell her i said dat

Me: did she tell u how did she get your number?

Ameer: nope. i did wonder why n how... hahaha

Me: she get it from my cellph

Ameer: oooo ceh...

Me: she kindda steal it from me

Ameer: patot la

Me: i dunno until u guys dating

Ameer: shes a pschyo

Me: hahahaha. agak la

Ameer: eww pls dont remind me

Me: y? y? hehehe

Ameer: SHE FUCKING TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD A HEART DISEASE!!!!

Me: hahahahaha (almost fainted hearing this statement)

Ameer: ____-"

Me: hahahahah...lol lol lol

Ameer: she tried to kiss me but i mengelak

Me: rasa nk gelak guling2

Ameer: hahahaha

Me: shoot..hahahaha

Ameer: eww eww eww

Me: hahahhahah....seriouslly? OMG OMG OMG

Ameer: yessss

Me: OMG OMG OMG. after all this years now i find out the truth. OMG! So funny! funny sgt!

Ameer: did u know she lied about having an amnesia?

Me: nope

Ameer: ____-"

Me: hahahahah how?

Ameer: kereta langgar tiang red light

Me: hahahahaha. how in an earth did she.........? hahahaha

Ameer: i dunno lah. gila la dat girl.

Me: hahahahaha OMG OMG OMG

Ameer: pastu ckp kt i yg dia laku gila kt skolah and ramai laki nak dia. -____- kalau cun takpe
gak, ni muka mintak selipar........

Me: HAHAHAHAHAA

Ameer: -________-

Me: LOL LOL serious i nk guling2 gelak ni. OMG sakit perut.

Ameer: mmg patot pon, hahaha, seriously pschyo

Me: hahaha btw, i bkn mcm die erk

Ameer: the only reason i dated her because i kesian

Me: i stabil.... hahaha ok

Ameer: i tanak la bila tau dia camtu terus bla kan? so kena sabarlah huhuhu

Me: hahahaha

Ameer: jalan nk tarik2 bra pulak kan! haih... problem oo...

Me: hahahaha shoot seriously?

Ameer: btw, how and why she amek no i?

Me: selama ni konon in love sgt dgn u. i tatau. die curi from my cellph, sbb i pun slalu lepak
rumah dia

Ameer: but she didnt know me kan?

Me: nope, cuma i pernah cerita

Ameer: hello, smpi sekarang kot she tunggu i. scarry huhuhuhu

Me: pasal public speaking tu la. hahaha

Ameer: br hr tu she nk chat dgn i in fb

Me: i just cerita yg i tertarik dgn nama u and dia punya gedik, pegi amek. hahaha

Ameer: she said "do u remember me?"

Me: hahahaa

Ameer: and i said "nope, don't think so" hahaha

Me: jahat. so mean :P

Ameer: i know, but it's for the best. kang tak pasal2 i bukak pintu rumah dia tunggu kat luar.
eee takutnye

Me: hahahaha OMG smpi ke situ u fikir

Ameer: she has potential hehehe

Me: hahahah damn

Ameer: mana taknye

Me: u're so mean hahaha

Ameer: she said bapak dia hantar bodyguard ke everywhere she goes. -____- and she ada
tunang la, ape la

Me: hahaha pschyo gile

Ameer: membe u gak hahahaha

Me: tapi dia mmg kaki kelentong pon

Ameer: ye ke?

Me: kat sekolah ape semua yg dia ckp, kitorg erm iye

Ameer: die kerabat ke?

Me: then x amek pot...hahahaha membongak la, percaya la

Ameer: hahahah

Me: imagination tinggi

Ameer: and then try to convince i yg dia half indon like me, so she mula ckp indon. kantoi
bnyk gile

Me: hahahaa

Ameer: but i senyap je la

Me: die tiru i la tu

Ameer: aih..mcm2

Me: i penah close dgn an indonesian lawyer, so i terikut-ikut ckp indon

Ameer: yeke

Me: n she did learn from me

Ameer: so dia pon nk la ni

Me: i gueess so

Ameer: hahahaha

Me: hahaha

Ameer: tu la pasal. k lah, hav to go now kay? nk tido. penat wo. anyway good to keep in touch
with old mates.

Seriously after this chat i gelak guling2 and my perut cramp sebab banyak gelak. What in an earth were she thinking? I never tot her imagination could be that wild and pschyo.